Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
