so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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