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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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