Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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