People with herpes should wear stickers.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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