Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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