You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
