are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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