do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize
