There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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