she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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