people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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