I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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