You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize