if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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