No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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