Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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