called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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