Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i out mim tonsoeep
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