Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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