Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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