i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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