Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
