For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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