It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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