i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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