ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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