DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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