if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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