Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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