love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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