haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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