laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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