Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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