So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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