I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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