My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
