i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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