so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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