he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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