Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
operation harelip BJ is a go
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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