another moral hangover. fuck.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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