covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
