She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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