Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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