Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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