is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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