when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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