Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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