i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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