there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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