Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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