Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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