Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
How external is "for external use only"?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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