She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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