Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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