I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
