K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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