BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We had to coat check the pizza.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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