Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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